{"product_id":"jr-mlkfrts-grade-a-gas-usda-seal-baby-tee","title":"Jr. MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Infant Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFront only · Early-onset Dairy Defense\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBorn into the lactose struggle. Already inspected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the same unauthorized USDA oval the adults wear — Grade A Gas, pasteurized flatulence, Dept. of Dairy Defense — scaled for the agent who still needs a car seat. Front seal only. No back print. No extra cow. Just the stamp and the little blue cloud, because the evidence starts early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSoft, lightweight, close-to-the-body tee that layers under jackets and over onesies without turning into a sack. Meant for messy mornings, market runs, and the quiet afternoon when the bottle decides otherwise. Comfortable enough to survive the wash pile and still look officially unofficial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eBlame the bottle, not the baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight baby \/ toddler tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolids: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz\/yd²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeathers: cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams + shoulder tape for shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar that stays put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, true to size — good for layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront seal print only (distressed oval lockup + fart cloud)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach if you must. Tumble low. Iron low, avoid the seal. Do not dry clean. Naturally occurring emissions are not a defect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eJr. MLKFRTS\u003cbr\u003eSoft gear. Bold nonsense.\u003cbr\u003eOfficially unofficial since the first bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"6M \/ Heather","offer_id":57438586634406,"sku":"22820587151166467355","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57438586667174,"sku":"16121644786535100230","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ Pink","offer_id":57438586699942,"sku":"81695197563740251278","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6M \/ White","offer_id":57438586732710,"sku":"27898867738260624872","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Heather","offer_id":57438586765478,"sku":"10860526352524997772","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57438586798246,"sku":"86287617182684700939","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ Pink","offer_id":57438586831014,"sku":"27288657212999387315","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12M \/ White","offer_id":57438586863782,"sku":"16044114714507433433","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Heather","offer_id":57438586896550,"sku":"69787366358362712015","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57438586929318,"sku":"28388012264300595203","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ Pink","offer_id":57438586962086,"sku":"31844445278889000346","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18M \/ White","offer_id":57438586994854,"sku":"55074458777783321204","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Heather","offer_id":57438587027622,"sku":"16871525780166868124","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":57438587060390,"sku":"14941104918506578684","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ Pink","offer_id":57438587093158,"sku":"94788700363608724989","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24M \/ White","offer_id":57438587125926,"sku":"26807383232119811691","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2318\/1222\/files\/1753018965970990340_2048.jpg?v=1789707870","url":"https:\/\/mlkfrts.com\/products\/jr-mlkfrts-grade-a-gas-usda-seal-baby-tee","provider":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}