{"product_id":"mlkfrts-department-of-mild-concerns-tee","title":"MLKFRTS Department of Mild Concerns Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMLKFRTS Supply Co. — Field Issue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe Department does not prevent incidents. It files them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is field issue from the office that handles questions, complaints, and the occasional confession. Gallon jug. Mask off. Label applied after the fact. Fat content: 2%. Of what, the file does not say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFront carries the official-unofficial lockup. Back is letterhead only — MLKFRTS \/ EST. AFTER THE FACT — small, high, and uninterested in helping you find the website.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted on the Bella + Canvas 3001. 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Retail fit. Tear-away label. Soft enough to wear to the hearing. Formal enough that nobody will believe you work there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis shirt will not resolve your concern. It will document that you had one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf it sells out, it is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella + Canvas 3001\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex retail fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz Airlume combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Department lockup, ~12\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: MLKFRTS \/ EST. AFTER THE FACT (small, centered, high)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIssued By\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMLKFRTS Supply Co.\u003cbr\u003eDepartment of Mild Concerns\u003cbr\u003eFILE 001\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417466806438,"sku":"12332784477114847359","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":57417466839206,"sku":"22174968361088424554","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":57417466871974,"sku":"10290226552051060382","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417466904742,"sku":"24954154124126150836","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":57417466937510,"sku":"25555316255012065449","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":57417466970278,"sku":"31475250370855937380","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417467003046,"sku":"17745053962587223342","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":57417467035814,"sku":"17325464179331810251","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":57417467068582,"sku":"22694060269010008905","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417467101350,"sku":"30108833570326125469","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":57417467134118,"sku":"14384865712037540122","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":57417467166886,"sku":"18874748181910206428","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417467199654,"sku":"23448940382472617939","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":57417467232422,"sku":"59504965621792595799","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":57417467265190,"sku":"34009776830959593726","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57417467297958,"sku":"94795238163925770461","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":57417467330726,"sku":"22829572956494586849","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2318\/1222\/files\/12925980298249368063_2048.jpg?v=1789602612","url":"https:\/\/mlkfrts.com\/products\/mlkfrts-department-of-mild-concerns-tee","provider":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}