{"product_id":"mlkfrts-dropping-bombs-ringer-tee","title":"MLKFRTS | Dropping Bombs Ringer Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrdnance on the front. Certification on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThey’ve been dropping them since ’42.\u003cbr\u003eWe’re just honest about the payload.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFront: full \u003cem\u003eDropping Bombs Since ’42\u003c\/em\u003e raid art — MLKFRTS bomber, cow nose art, milk-jug ordnance falling through the smoke.\u003cbr\u003eBack: a 5\" USDA-style inspection seal. Grade A Gas. Pasteurized Flatulence. Dept. of Dairy Defense. Small enough to look issued. Large enough to get read in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted on a Next Level ringer (style 3604). Contrast collar and sleeve bands, 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, tear-away label. The blank already looks like it came out of a surplus crate. We just filled the crate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMilk hurts. 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Light. Looks like it should smell like hangar grease and whole milk. It doesn’t. The shirt is innocent. 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