{"product_id":"mlkfrts-field-issue-gas-mask-cow-tee","title":"MLKFRTS “Field Issue” Gas Mask Cow Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe official unofficial uniform. Milk hurts. We printed it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the cow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003eNot the gentle one from the carton.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe one that watched the pasture, reviewed the evidence, and requested a respirator.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003eThe gas-mask Holstein is the house mark — same stare as the front gate of the Department of Mild Concerns. Sepia hills. Deadpan eyes. A filter where a muzzle used to be. We put it on a shirt because subtlety already died in the dairy aisle and someone had to document the scene.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003eWear it if you have ever negotiated with God for a five-second head start.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it if you chose the milk.\u003cbr\u003eWear it if the milk was issued and you were told to drink it like a good little citizen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003eNo quiet exits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNo redemption.\u003cbr\u003eJust a cow that came prepared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003eThe garment is a Bella + Canvas 3001: light, retail-fit, the kind of tee that looks like clothes instead of a souvenir. Graphic sits on the chest, where a warning label belongs. Limited run. If it sells out, it is gone. This is not a threat. It is simply how we operate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: normal;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe garment (said plainly)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e(heathers are cotton\/poly — they still count)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit. Side-seamed. Shoulder tape. Tear-away label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft enough to live in. Thin enough to layer. Not a work shirt, not a costume.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted, not ironed on in a parking lot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePeculiar goods for the lactose-challenged.\u003cbr\u003eBlame whoever handed you the glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: 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