{"product_id":"mlkfrts-grade-a-gas-usda-seal-tee","title":"MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eAmerican Apparel garment-dyed heavyweight · Officially unofficial\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eInspected. Passed. Weaponized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis is the seal they never authorized and the shirt you were never supposed to wear in mixed company. The oval reads like a government inspection stamp because that’s the joke: Grade A Gas, pasteurized flatulence, Dept. of Dairy Defense, MLKFRTS®. The little blue cloud at the bottom is not decorative. It is evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePrinted on an American Apparel 1301GD garment-dyed heavyweight tee — 6 oz, 100% U.S. cotton, 18 singles. Garment-dyed so it arrives looking already lived-in: faded, slightly irregular, almost no shrinkage after the first wash. Relaxed fit, wide rib collar, taped neck and shoulders. The kind of shirt that gets softer and more incriminating with every wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear it to brunch. Wear it to the family cookout. Wear it when someone asks “what’s that smell” and you need a legally adjacent answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmerican Apparel 1301GD garment-dyed heavyweight cotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 oz \/ yd², 100% U.S. cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage faded look from garment dye; low-impact OEKO-TEX dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront seal print (distressed oval lockup + fart cloud)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWash cold, inside out. Tumble low or hang. Do not iron the seal unless you enjoy watching official-looking ink melt. Emissions not covered under warranty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMilk hurts. 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