{"product_id":"most-wanted-cows-long-sleeve-tee-funny-farm-animal-graphic-shirt","title":"THE HERD  |  Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree subjects. Approx. 2 ft. Nobody is talking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFile 112-A\/W-02 concerns a group of juveniles known to the County as the Peculiar Three. Names are withheld per County minor-bovine policy. Since the start of the quarter, residents have reported a low, faintly green haze drifting across the south pastures after dusk, at roughly walking speed. Each report places three small subjects nearby, in gas masks, standing very still and denying everything. Charges: Unpermitted Emissions After Curfew and Loitering in Gas Masks. Affiliation: the Herd, junior auxiliary, suspected. Last seen behind the Feed Store, after dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUp front is the bulletin itself: PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY MOST WANTED over a lineup height chart in feet, a Department of Mild Concerns notes card reading Bovine, Flatus, 2%, and three gas-masked young cows standing a little over two feet tall. Across the bottom: IF YOU SEE THE PECULIAR THREE, DO NOT APPROACH. On the upper back sits a small Herd seal: a gas-masked cow in a round badge reading THE HERD, IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FLOCK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a County document. The Herd wears it anyway, with its own seal on the back. The full file is posted on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/county-advisory\"\u003eAdvisory No. 112-A\u003c\/a\u003e, next to the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-herd-2-wanted-poster-tee\"\u003e2% Wanted Poster Tee\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the Peculiar Three Most Wanted lineup, centered on the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: the small Herd seal (The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock), upper back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmerican Apparel 1304 Long Sleeve Tee: medium weight 6.0 oz, 100% cotton (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with a crew neck, unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill neck and shoulder tape and a tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather, Sand or White, S to 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubjects travel as a group of three. Do not approach. Do not inhale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay upwind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":57951000821926,"sku":"25753871111160271865","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":57951000854694,"sku":"23916962108835723769","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57951000887462,"sku":"11794333596577736732","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":57951000920230,"sku":"20226890209423329550","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":57951000952998,"sku":"50237670831974818317","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57951000985766,"sku":"11529925469039111333","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":57951001018534,"sku":"14758234225739708625","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":57951001051302,"sku":"19367425308969291117","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57951001084070,"sku":"21652955045546260858","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":57951001116838,"sku":"29242142138710511940","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":57951001149606,"sku":"21641827208509003375","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57951001182374,"sku":"48960796198989759857","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":57951001215142,"sku":"34177253268152416527","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":57951001247910,"sku":"28929820621375053315","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57951001280678,"sku":"13540599073599854275","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2318\/1222\/files\/8503779470278928043_2048.jpg?v=1793477738","url":"https:\/\/mlkfrts.com\/products\/most-wanted-cows-long-sleeve-tee-funny-farm-animal-graphic-shirt","provider":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}