{"product_id":"the-herd-2-wanted-poster-tee","title":"THE HERD  |  2% Wanted Poster Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWanted for Acts of Dairy Defiance. Not especially worried about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFile 112-A\/W-01 concerns one Donut \"Two Percent\" Udderson. Affiliation: the Herd. Charge: Multiple Acts of Dairy Defiance, the details of which the County declines to list in full. Status: at large. Last seen on County Line Rd., walking, not running. The name is on file exactly as given. The Task Force has stopped asking about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUp front is the poster the Joint Task Force on Unexplained Grazing (Rm. 112) nailed to every fence post in the County: WANTED FOR ACTS OF DAIRY DEFIANCE, DONUT \"TWO PERCENT\" UDDERSON, WARNING: STAY UPWIND. Donut stares back through his gas mask from in front of the lineup lines, a blue 2% tag in the corner, PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY JAIL across the bottom. On the upper back sits the Herd's own seal: a gas-masked cow in a round badge, THE HERD across the top and IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FLOCK across the bottom. The County signed the front. The Herd signed the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe County issued the poster. The Herd made it a uniform. Word of it gets around through The Udder Ground faster than the Task Force can put up replacements. The full file is posted on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/county-advisory\"\u003eAdvisory No. 112-A\u003c\/a\u003e, alongside the juvenile group file and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/most-wanted-cows-long-sleeve-tee-funny-farm-animal-graphic-shirt\"\u003ePeculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/a\u003e. The habit the County keeps writing up is on the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-herd-dairy-defiance-tee\"\u003eDairy Defiance Tee\u003c\/a\u003e, and the rest of the Herd is on \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/the-herd\"\u003ethe Herd page\u003c\/a\u003e. Anyone can wear it. The Herd doesn't check papers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the Two Percent WANTED poster, centered on the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: the Herd seal (The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock), upper back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium weight 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²): solid colors are 100% combed, ring-spun cotton; heather blends are 85% cotton \/ 15% viscose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit that runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seams and a ribbed knit collar for lasting shape and comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeck and shoulder twill tape and a tear-away inner neck label for a clean finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural, White, Athletic Heather or Carolina Blue, S to 3XL (not every size is offered in every color)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSubject is considered calm and unbothered. Do not approach from downwind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay upwind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":57950564155558,"sku":"14469221425615389390","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950564188326,"sku":"12048615717023249635","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":57950564221094,"sku":"18264667925645554428","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":57950564253862,"sku":"38656883590169233589","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950564352166,"sku":"16710375009177230160","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":57950564384934,"sku":"14114366815439184384","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":57950564417702,"sku":"25357730381033276475","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":57950564516006,"sku":"17450808937357861647","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950564548774,"sku":"55217550239353808466","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":57950564581542,"sku":"25250251108896447988","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":57950564614310,"sku":"42999880315292181444","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":57950564712614,"sku":"29776950922625409067","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950564745382,"sku":"81900055127368336559","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":57950564778150,"sku":"93284710615924937016","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":57950564810918,"sku":"97663486970282000840","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950564909222,"sku":"10394774062248126936","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":57950564941990,"sku":"32825824387425483100","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":57950564974758,"sku":"20806505186232962041","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Carolina Blue","offer_id":57950565073062,"sku":"33450740034940091340","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":57950565105830,"sku":"27736228627421124976","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":57950565138598,"sku":"31471130763764955101","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":57950565171366,"sku":"77520389186352643127","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2318\/1222\/files\/5322356840080144772_2048.jpg?v=1793587368","url":"https:\/\/mlkfrts.com\/products\/the-herd-2-wanted-poster-tee","provider":"MLKFRTS Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}