Welcome to Jr. MLKFRTS.
Soft gear for the ones who joined the Dairy Resistance before they could walk.

Born into the lactose struggle.
Wearing it like a badge.

These tiny agents may be small, but their mischief is certified and their allegiance starts early.

Soft gear. Bold nonsense.

Too cute to consent, too tiny to protest — yet somehow still lactose-liable.

Blame the bottle, not the baby.