Welcome to Jr. MLKFRTS — home of the sticky‑fingered, milk‑splattered, chaos‑powered kiddos who were born into the lactose struggle and wear it like a badge. These tiny agents of dairy disruption may be small, but their emissions are mighty, their mischief is certified, and their allegiance to the Dairy Resistance starts early.

Soft gear. Bold nonsense.
For babies, toddlers, and kids who were clearly destined to join the MLKFRTS ranks the moment they produced their first naturally occurring dairy emission. Too cute to consent, too tiny to protest — yet somehow still lactose‑liable.
Blame the bottle, not the baby.