Shipping policy

Orders are processed within 1–3 business days (unless the cows are staging a protest).

You’ll get a tracking number once it leaves the warehouse.

Domestic (US) shipping rates are calculated at checkout. We currently ship within the United States. International is not available yet — the parcels are still learning how to behave at borders.

If something sells out, it is gone. We do not restock on demand. This is not a threat. It is simply how we operate.