Shipping, Returns & Mild Concerns
Department of Mild Concerns – Officially Unofficial Policies
We ship peculiar goods. Sometimes they arrive. Sometimes they take the scenic route. Here’s how it works, without the corporate theater.
Shipping
Orders are processed within 1–3 business days (unless the cows are staging a protest).
You’ll get a tracking number once it leaves the warehouse.
Domestic (US) shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
We currently ship within the United States. International is not available yet — the parcels are still learning how to behave at borders.
If something sells out, it is gone. We do not restock on demand. This is not a threat. It is simply how we operate.
Returns & Exchanges
Changed your mind? Fair.
You have 30 days from delivery to initiate a return.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still in original condition with tags.
(Soft gear that has already experienced “naturally occurring emissions” is not eligible.)
To start a return, email support@mlkfrts.com with your order number.
We’ll send you instructions.
Unless the item arrives defective or damaged, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs. Sale items and gift cards are final.
Once we receive and inspect the return, approved refunds go back to the original payment method within 10 business days.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you restock sold-out items?
No. When it’s gone, it’s gone. Limited quantities are part of the charm (and the mild chaos).
Can I change or cancel my order?
Review your order carefully before you submit it. Once an order is accepted, we may not be able to change or cancel it. If something needs fixing, email support@mlkfrts.com right away with your order number and we will see what can be done.
What if my package is lost or damaged?
Contact us with photos and your order number. We’ll make it right.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet. The parcels are still under observation.
Is the Jr. gear really soft?
Yes. Soft gear. Bold nonsense. The rest is between you and the bottle.
Will the print crack or peel?
No. The graphics are built to survive repeated soft-gear wash cycles and the occasional milk incident. The only thing that should fade is your dignity after the third “naturally occurring emission.”
What is the Peculiar Parcel Society?
It is a society for those whose intolerance has been accepted, embraced, and occasionally celebrated.
Members understand that milk hurts, choose violence anyway, and are comfortable receiving objects that probably shouldn’t be shipped.
The waitlist is now open.
Curiosity is required. Regret is optional.
Don’t shake the box.
Do you take custom orders or wholesale?
We’re open to it. If you have a strange idea, a bulk request, or something the Department of Mild Concerns hasn’t thought of yet, get in touch at hello@mlkfrts.com.
Carrier pigeons also accepted. Response time may vary depending on the weather and the mood of the cows.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed in 1–3 business days. Delivery usually takes another 4–10 business days. Tracking is emailed when it leaves the warehouse.
How do the sizes run?
Adult tees are a standard unisex retail fit. Measurements are in the size guide. When in doubt, size up. Shrinkage is rare. Regret is not.
What are the shirts made of?
Mostly soft ring-spun cotton. Heathers are cotton/poly. The exact blend is listed on each product page.
How do I start a return?
Email support@mlkfrts.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number. Items must be unworn, unwashed and still tagged. Sale items and gift cards are final. Unless the item arrives defective or damaged, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.
What is MLKFRTS?
An apparel company in Fullerton, California. We make shirts about what milk does to people. Limited drops. No restocks. No further questions.
Still have a question that doesn’t fit the above?
Email support@mlkfrts.com.
We read every message. We respond to most of them. We regret some of them.