Measure twice. Order once. The Department of Mild Concerns cannot hem your regret.
All measurements are in inches, taken with the garment laid flat. Width is armpit to armpit. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem. For the best result, lay a shirt you already like flat and compare.
Adult
Long-sleeve tee (Bella+Canvas 3501)
MLKFRTS Certified Emissions Seal Marty Long Sleeve Tee
| Inches | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 16.5 | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 |
| Length | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 |
| Sleeve length | 25.0 | 26.9 | 27.2 | 27.6 | 28.0 | 28.4 |
Everything else
Exact measurements for these are not on file here yet. Each link goes to the product page. If you need numbers before ordering, email support@mlkfrts.com and we will look it up.
- T-shirts, unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001): MLKFRTS Certified Emissions Seal Marty Tee, MLKFRTS Certifiable Vintage Milk Jug Tee, MLKFRTS Planetary Emissions Logo Tee, MLKFRTS Purveyors of Peculiar Goods Tee, MLKFRTS “Field Issue” Gas Mask Cow Tee, MLKFRTS Department of Mild Concerns Tee
- Heavyweight tees (American Apparel 1301 / 1301GD): MLKFRTS Halloween Limited — Gas Mask Holstein Tee, MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Tee
- Ringer tee: MLKFRTS | Dropping Bombs Ringer Tee
- Hoodies (Bella+Canvas 3719 pullover; Independent Trading Co. SS4500Z zip): MLKFRTS Certified Emissions Seal Marty Pullover Hoodie, MLKFRTS Certifiable Vintage Milk Jug Zip-Up Hoodie, MLKFRTS Peculiar Goods Full‑Zip Hoodie
Hats
- MLKFRTS Dad Hat - Signature Logo: one size, adjustable strap.
- MLKFRTS Vintage Milk Jug Fitted Hat: fitted, sizes S/M and L/XL. See the product page.
Jr. MLKFRTS
Baby bodysuit (Rabbit Skins 4400)
Jr. MLKFRTS Grade A Gas Baby Onesie, Jr. MLKFRTS Society Training Baby Onesie
| Inches | NB (0–3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 7.2 | 8.7 | 9.7 | 10.8 | 11.7 |
| Length | 10.8 | 11.7 | 12.8 | 13.7 | 14.8 |
| Sleeve length | 2.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.5 |
Infant tee (Rabbit Skins 3322)
Jr. MLKFRTS Society Infant Tee, Jr. MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Infant Tee
| Inches | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 10.0 | 11.0 | 12.0 | 13.0 |
| Length | 12.5 | 13.5 | 14.5 | 15.5 |
| Sleeve length | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.8 |
Infant bodysuit
Jr. MLKFRTS Infant Bodysuit — Early Onset Edition
| Inches | 3–6M | 6–12M | 12–18M | 18–24M |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 9.37 | 9.87 | 10.37 | 10.87 |
| Front length | 13.37 | 14.75 | 15.87 | 17.00 |
| Back length | 17.75 | 19.50 | 20.25 | 21.37 |
Toddler tee
Jr. MLKFRTS Toddler Tee — Naturally Occurring Emissions
| Inches | 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
Not on file yet: Jr. MLKFRTS "The Truth Smells" Badge Toddler Tee and Jr. MLKFRTS Society Badge Infant Onesie. See the product pages, or email support@mlkfrts.com.
Still between sizes? Size up. Shrinkage is rare. Regret is not.