Heather Grey/Black ringer tee with a "Dropping Bombs Since '42" illustration of a bomber plane dropping milk jugs, front view

MLKFRTS | Dropping Bombs Ringer Tee

Heather Grey/Black / XS
$42.99
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Heather Grey/Black ringer tee with a "Dropping Bombs Since '42" illustration of a bomber plane dropping milk jugs, front view

MLKFRTS | Dropping Bombs Ringer Tee

$42.99
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
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Ordnance on the front. Certification on the back.

They’ve been dropping them since ’42.
We’re just honest about the payload.

Front: full Dropping Bombs Since ’42 raid art — MLKFRTS bomber, cow nose art, milk-jug ordnance falling through the smoke.
Back: a 5" USDA-style inspection seal. Grade A Gas. Pasteurized Flatulence. Dept. of Dairy Defense. Small enough to look issued. Large enough to get read in line.

Printed on a Next Level ringer (style 3604). Contrast collar and sleeve bands, 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, tear-away label. The blank already looks like it came out of a surplus crate. We just filled the crate.

Milk hurts. We weaponize it.

Print

  • Front: Dropping Bombs Since ’42 bomber graphic
  • Back: Grade A Gas inspection seal, 5" wide

Blank

  • Next Level Unisex Ringer Tee — 3604
  • 4.3 oz / 32-single, 100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey (Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly)
  • Contrast 1×1 baby-rib collar and sleeve binding
  • Side-seamed, fabric-laundered, tear-away label
  • Unisex modern fit — XS–3XL

Recommended colorways

  • Natural / Black
  • White / Black

Soft. Light. Looks like it should smell like hangar grease and whole milk. It doesn’t. The shirt is innocent. The wearer is not.

 

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