ACTIVE NOTICE
Notice No. DMC-001
This establishment has passed inspection.
The cows remain under observation.
Posted grade: A.
Emissions remain within county limits.
Penalty for removal or relocation.
Property of the Department.
You scanned a notice. This is the desk that issued it.
You have reached the public-facing office of the Department of Mild Concerns, a bureau of the County of Peculiar Pastures.
We record what the dairy already did.
We do not prevent it.
We do not apologize in a useful way.
Milk Hurts. We Weaponize It.
No one asked us to do this. We did it anyway.
Official Posting. Do Not Remove.
County of Peculiar Pastures · Department of Mild Concerns
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PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY
Department of Mild Concerns
Office of Inspections
Est. After the Fact
MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
Officially Unofficial Since Forever
OTHER DEPARTMENTS
Irregular shipments. Not a club. Not HOA-approved.
The first officially unofficial release. Limited files. No restock.
Soft gear for early-onset resistance. Blame the bottle.
How this office started. What we refuse to take back.
All goods certified peculiar.
No actual dairy was harmed in the making of this website.
The cows remain under observation.
This page is a public notice. It is not customer service.
M I L K H U R T S. W E W E A P O N I Z E D I T.