MLKFRTS “Field Issue” Gas Mask Cow Tee
MLKFRTS “Field Issue” Gas Mask Cow Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
The official unofficial uniform. Milk hurts. We printed it anyway.
This is the cow.
Not the gentle one from the carton.
The one that watched the pasture, reviewed the evidence, and requested a respirator.
The gas-mask Holstein is the house mark — same stare as the front gate of the Department of Mild Concerns. Sepia hills. Deadpan eyes. A filter where a muzzle used to be. We put it on a shirt because subtlety already died in the dairy aisle and someone had to document the scene.
Wear it if you have ever negotiated with God for a five-second head start.
Wear it if you chose the milk.
Wear it if the milk was issued and you were told to drink it like a good little citizen.
No quiet exits.
No redemption.
Just a cow that came prepared.
The garment is a Bella + Canvas 3001: light, retail-fit, the kind of tee that looks like clothes instead of a souvenir. Graphic sits on the chest, where a warning label belongs. Limited run. If it sells out, it is gone. This is not a threat. It is simply how we operate.
The garment (said plainly)
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey
- 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
(heathers are cotton/poly — they still count) - Retail fit. Side-seamed. Shoulder tape. Tear-away label.
- Soft enough to live in. Thin enough to layer. Not a work shirt, not a costume.
- Printed, not ironed on in a parking lot.
Peculiar goods for the lactose-challenged.
Blame whoever handed you the glass.
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean