Jr. MLKFRTS Grade A Gas Baby Onesie
Jr. MLKFRTS Grade A Gas Baby Onesie
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
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For the newest member of the Society. Certified loud. Still in training.
This is the official uniform for Jr. MLKFRTS recruits who have the dairy down and the aim still in committee. Soft, lightweight rib-knit bodysuit made for everyday wear, midnight changes, and the occasional unscheduled release. Lap shoulders and a three-snap close make dressing fast without a fight. Breathable combed ringspun cotton stays gentle on new skin. Reinforced double-needle ribbed binding keeps its shape after the wash cycle you will definitely be running again tomorrow. Tear-away DTF neck label so nothing scratches the talent.
A simple classic onesie. The joke is the point. The cotton is the reason they actually wear it.
Details
- 1x1 rib knit with gentle stretch that holds its shape
- Lap shoulder for easy over-the-head dressing
- Three-snap closure with soft snap tape
- Double-needle ribbed binding at neck, shoulders, sleeves, and legs
- Lightweight combed ringspun cotton
- Tear-away DTF neck label for sensitive skin
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Status: Toilet training ongoing. Grade: A. Containment: pending.