Jr. MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern
Jr. MLKFRTS
Calf of Concern
Exhibit JR-18918 · On file
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Case No. JR-103: one calf, one bottle, one small cloud of concern.
Filed with the Peculiar Pastures County Office of Odor Abatement. The subject is a young spotted calf, standing upright, wearing a full gas mask and holding a milk bottle with both hooves. A modest cloud was observed drifting from the rear. The MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark appears beside the subject for identification. No statement was given.
Findings: the calf is fine. The bottle is full. The cloud is under review. Approved for naps, grandparent visits, and any baby shower where somebody in the room needs to get the joke. Soft, lightweight fine jersey with ribbed edges and snaps at the bottom, because the investigation usually continues at 3 a.m.
Details
- Front: the Calf of Concern, centered on the chest
- Rabbit Skins 4424 Infant Fine Jersey Bodysuit
- 100% combed ringspun cotton on solid colors (heather colors include polyester)
- Lightweight fine jersey (4.5 oz/yd², 153 g/m²)
- Ribbed knit binding at the neck, sleeves and legs
- Side seams that help it keep its shape
- Matching plastic snaps at the bottom closure for quick changes
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Case status: open. Subject: adorable. Cloud: unconfirmed.
| NB (0-3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 7.5 | 9.0 | 10.0 | 11.0 | 12.0 |
| Length, in | 10.8 | 11.8 | 12.8 | 13.8 | 14.8 |
| Sleeve length, in | 2.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.5 |
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