Jr. MLKFRTS "The Truth Smells" Badge Toddler Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
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For the Littlest Agents of Chaos
Your tiny tornado just earned their first official badge of peculiar honor. This toddler tee features the Jr. MLKFRTS SOCIETY emblem — our diaper‑clad, wide‑eyed milk bottle mascot perched on a fluffy cloud of questionable intentions. It’s bold, silly, and exactly the kind of energy toddlers naturally radiate.
Soft. Durable. Snack‑proof. Built for playground missions, nap‑time negotiations, and any situation where a toddler might suddenly sprint for no reason.
Why It’s Perfect for the Kiddos of Chaos
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Premium, toddler‑soft cotton
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Vibrant print that survives spills, smears, and “creative” eating
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Lightweight and comfy for all‑day mischief
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Features the full Jr. MLKFRTS SOCIETY badge: Ticking Dairy Timebombs. The Truth Smells. (…which feels spiritually accurate for toddlers.)
The Vibe
Cute, chaotic, and proudly peculiar — a tiny uniform for the next generation of MLKFRTS weirdos.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric — 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability
- Side seams for structured shape and better fit
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Heather color blends include cotton/polyester mixes for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean