JR MLKFRTS Society - "The Truth Smells" Badge Toddler Tee
For the Littlest Agents of Chaos
Your tiny tornado just earned their first official badge of peculiar honor. This toddler tee features the JR MLKFRTS SOCIETY emblem — our diaper‑clad, wide‑eyed milk bottle mascot perched on a fluffy cloud of questionable intentions. It’s bold, silly, and exactly the kind of energy toddlers naturally radiate.
Soft. Durable. Snack‑proof. Built for playground missions, nap‑time negotiations, and any situation where a toddler might suddenly sprint for no reason.
Why It’s Perfect for the Kiddos of Chaos
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Premium, toddler‑soft cotton
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Vibrant print that survives spills, smears, and “creative” eating
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Lightweight and comfy for all‑day mischief
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Features the full JR MLKFRTS SOCIETY badge: Ticking Dairy Timebombs. The Truth Smells. (…which feels spiritually accurate for toddlers.)
The Vibe
Cute, chaotic, and proudly peculiar — a tiny uniform for the next generation of MLKFRTS weirdos.
Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color)
- Lightweight fabric — 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) for breathability
- Side seams for structured shape and better fit
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Heather color blends include cotton/polyester mixes for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean