MLKFRTS | Grade F: Notice of Non-Compliance Tee
MLKFRTS
Grade F: Notice of Non-Compliance Tee
Exhibit PP-20006 · On file
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
Inspected by the Department of Mild Concerns. Concerns were raised.
Every county has one resident the inspectors talk about in hushed tones. The one who's been warned. The one with a file. The one whose name comes up at every meeting of the Department of Mild Concerns, usually right before someone cracks a window. This is their rating, in official red.
It's the perfect gift for the friend everyone's been worried about. They won't change, but at least now it's documented. The County seal on the back makes it official.
The Shirt
- Front: the red Grade F notice of non-compliance
- Back: the Peculiar Pastures County seal
- AS Colour Staple Tee: midweight 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk, with a soft hand feel (heather colors are an 85% cotton / 15% viscose blend)
- Regular fit with sizing that runs true to size
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
- Ribbed seamless collar with neck and shoulder tape for lasting shape and comfort
Available in White and Black.
Stay upwind.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
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