Jr. MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Infant Tee
Jr. MLKFRTS | Grade A Gas USDA Seal Infant Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
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Front only · Early-onset Dairy Defense
Born into the lactose struggle. Already inspected.
This is the same unauthorized USDA oval the adults wear — Grade A Gas, pasteurized flatulence, Dept. of Dairy Defense — scaled for the agent who still needs a car seat. Front seal only. No back print. No extra cow. Just the stamp and the little blue cloud, because the evidence starts early.
Soft, lightweight, close-to-the-body tee that layers under jackets and over onesies without turning into a sack. Meant for messy mornings, market runs, and the quiet afternoon when the bottle decides otherwise. Comfortable enough to survive the wash pile and still look officially unofficial.
Blame the bottle, not the baby.
Details
- Lightweight baby / toddler tee
- Solids: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz/yd²
- Heathers: cotton/poly blend
- Side seams + shoulder tape for shape
- Ribbed knit collar that stays put
- Classic fit, true to size — good for layering
- Front seal print only (distressed oval lockup + fart cloud)
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach if you must. Tumble low. Iron low, avoid the seal. Do not dry clean. Naturally occurring emissions are not a defect.
Jr. MLKFRTS
Soft gear. Bold nonsense.
Officially unofficial since the first bottle.