Athletic Heather t-shirt with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label, front view

MLKFRTS Department of Mild Concerns Tee

S / Athletic Heather
$34.99
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Athletic Heather t-shirt with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label, front view
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label, front view
  • White t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded White t-shirt showing the print
  • White t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded Athletic Heather t-shirt showing the print
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
  • Red t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded Red t-shirt showing the print
  • Red t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label, front view
  • White t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded White t-shirt showing the print
  • White t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded Athletic Heather t-shirt showing the print
  • Athletic Heather t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
  • Red t-shirt, back view with small MLKFRTS letterhead text
  • Folded Red t-shirt showing the print
  • Red t-shirt laid flat with a large gallon milk jug graphic with a gas mask and "Department of Mild Concerns" label
MLKFRTS Department of Mild Concerns Tee

MLKFRTS Department of Mild Concerns Tee

$34.99
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
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MLKFRTS Supply Co. — Field Issue

The Department does not prevent incidents. It files them.

This is field issue from the office that handles questions, complaints, and the occasional confession. Gallon jug. Mask off. Label applied after the fact. Fat content: 2%. Of what, the file does not say.

Front carries the official-unofficial lockup. Back is letterhead only — MLKFRTS / EST. AFTER THE FACT — small, high, and uninterested in helping you find the website.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001. 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Retail fit. Tear-away label. Soft enough to wear to the hearing. Formal enough that nobody will believe you work there.

This shirt will not resolve your concern. It will document that you had one.

If it sells out, it is gone.

The Shirt

  • Bella + Canvas 3001
  • Unisex retail fit
  • 4.2 oz Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Tear-away label
  • Front: Department lockup, ~12"
  • Back: MLKFRTS / EST. AFTER THE FACT (small, centered, high)

 

Issued By
MLKFRTS Supply Co.
Department of Mild Concerns
FILE 001



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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