Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view

MLKFRTS Halloween Limited — Gas Mask Holstein Tee

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$32.00
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Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Black t-shirt, back view with a small blue MLKFRTS logo
  • Model wearing the Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Model wearing the Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Cream t-shirt, back view with a small blue MLKFRTS logo
  • Model wearing the Cream t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Model wearing the Cream t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Black t-shirt, back view with a small blue MLKFRTS logo
  • Model wearing the Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Model wearing the Black t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Cream t-shirt, back view with a small blue MLKFRTS logo
  • Model wearing the Cream t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
  • Model wearing the Cream t-shirt with a woodcut-style Holstein cow wearing a gas mask, front view
MLKFRTS Halloween Limited — Gas Mask Holstein Tee

MLKFRTS Halloween Limited — Gas Mask Holstein Tee

$32.00
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
  • Size guide →

MLKFRTS Supply Co. — Halloween Field Issue

Milk hurts. We printed it anyway. This is not a costume. It is a warning label with sleeves.

A woodcut Holstein tears through the dark in a gas mask — horns, filters, deadpan stare. The kind of guest that does not wait for candy. Front carries the full scene. Upper back carries a small MLKFRTS Supply Co. ribbon only. No pumpkins. No cute. No redemption arc.

Wear it if you have ever needed a five-second head start after dairy. Wear it if the pasture already filed the incident and you were still smiling for the photo. Wear it through October. After the 1st, this run is done. If it sells out first, it is gone. That is not a threat. It is how we operate.

The garment is an American Apparel 1301: 6 oz cotton jersey, classic fit, the kind of tee that looks like clothes instead of a souvenir. Graphic sits on the chest, where a warning belongs. Back mark stays quiet on purpose.

Peculiar goods for the lactose-challenged. Blame whoever handed you the glass.

Print

  • Front: woodcut gas-mask Holstein through the dark, ~chest to mid
  • Back: MLKFRTS Supply Co. ribbon, small, high, centered

The Shirt

  • American Apparel 1301
  • Unisex classic fit
  • 6.0 oz cotton jersey
  • Ribbed collar. Shoulder taping. Tear-away label.
  • Soft enough to live in. Structured enough to hold the woodcut. Not a work shirt, not a costume.
  • Printed, not ironed on in a parking lot.

Colorway Black or Cream

Limited Halloween 2026 only. After Nov 1, retired.

Care

 

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

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