MLKFRTS | Dropping Bombs Ringer Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Limited drop. We do not restock. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
Ordnance on the front. Certification on the back.
They’ve been dropping them since ’42.
We’re just honest about the payload.
Front: full Dropping Bombs Since ’42 raid art — MLKFRTS bomber, cow nose art, milk-jug ordnance falling through the smoke.
Back: a 5" USDA-style inspection seal. Grade A Gas. Pasteurized Flatulence. Dept. of Dairy Defense. Small enough to look issued. Large enough to get read in line.
Printed on a Next Level ringer (style 3604). Contrast collar and sleeve bands, 4.3 oz combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, tear-away label. The blank already looks like it came out of a surplus crate. We just filled the crate.
Milk hurts. We weaponize it.
- Front: Dropping Bombs Since ’42 bomber graphic
- Back: Grade A Gas inspection seal, 5" wide
Blank
- Next Level Unisex Ringer Tee — 3604
- 4.3 oz / 32-single, 100% combed ring-spun cotton fine jersey (Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly)
- Contrast 1×1 baby-rib collar and sleeve binding
- Side-seamed, fabric-laundered, tear-away label
- Unisex modern fit — XS–3XL
Recommended colorways
- Natural / Black
- White / Black
Soft. Light. Looks like it should smell like hangar grease and whole milk. It doesn’t. The shirt is innocent. The wearer is not.
Peculiar goods for the lactose-challenged.
If something sells out, it is gone.