Supply Office · Peculiar Pastures · Rm. 101Form PP-101 · Dept. of Mild Concerns
White women's tee with the Calf of Concern: a gas-masked spotted calf holding a milk bottle beside a small cloud and the MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark, front view

MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee

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$42.00
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White women's tee with the Calf of Concern: a gas-masked spotted calf holding a milk bottle beside a small cloud and the MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark, front view
  • White women's tee with the Calf of Concern: a gas-masked spotted calf holding a milk bottle beside a small cloud and the MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark, front view
  • White women's tee with the Field Issue patch reading MLKFRTS Supply Co., Peculiar Pastures County, on the upper back, back view
  • White women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front, flat lay with a sunflower, camera and jeans
  • Model wearing the White women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front
  • Ecru women's tee with the Field Issue patch reading MLKFRTS Supply Co., Peculiar Pastures County, on the upper back, back view
  • Ecru women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front, flat lay with a sunflower, camera and jeans
  • Ecru women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front, on a hanger
  • Bubblegum women's tee with the Field Issue patch reading MLKFRTS Supply Co., Peculiar Pastures County, on the upper back, back view
  • Bubblegum women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front, flat lay with a sunflower, camera and jeans
  • Bubblegum women's tee with the Calf of Concern on the front, on a hanger
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
  • MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee
MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Women’s Tee

MLKFRTS

Calf of Concern Women’s Tee

Exhibit PP-11814 · On file

$42.00
Size
Color
  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
  • Size guide →

Every calf of concern has a mother of record.

Notice No. PPC-117 concerns a young spotted calf, standing upright in a full gas mask and holding a milk bottle with both hooves. A small cloud was observed drifting from the rear. The MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark sits beside the subject for identification. The subject is large, centered on the front, and declined to comment.

High on the upper back, just below the collar, sits the Field Issue patch: FIELD ISSUE between two blue stars, then MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. and PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY. It's the same issue stamp the County puts on its gas-mask cow gear, kept small enough to look official.

Filed as a matching set. The calf on the front is the same one on the Jr. MLKFRTS Calf of Concern Infant Bodysuit, so mom and baby can share one case file and blame each other. The rest of the family is covered too: the Jr. MLKFRTS Calf of Concern Toddler Tee for the big sibling and the Calf of Concern Tee for dad.

The Shirt

  • Two hits: front and upper back
  • Front: the Calf of Concern, large and centered
  • Back: the Field Issue patch, just below the collar
  • AS Colour 4001 Women's Maple Tee: mid weight 5.3 oz, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton
  • Regular fit with a crew neck
  • Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • Sizes XS to 3XL (3XL comes in White; not every size is offered in every color)

Mother of record: on file. Calf: under supervision. Cloud: still under review.

Stay upwind.

Care instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in the shade
- Do not iron over the graphic
- Do not dry clean

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