MLKFRTS | California Barking Spiders Hoodie
MLKFRTS
California Barking Spiders Hoodie
Exhibit DA-96582 · On file
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
Nobody has ever gotten a clear look at one. Everybody has heard one.
Up front is the full California Barking Spiders lockup. MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. sits over heavy CBS lettering cut with blue accents. Beside it, a gas-masked blue spider waits inside a circle of California sunset and palm trees, with a white cloud rising from its rear. Underneath, it says california barking spiders, in plain lowercase, the way the County files rare species.
On the back, got mlkfrts? runs across the shoulders in bold script. A small line below makes it official: blame the california barking spiders. They're bigger and louder than the common barking spider, they're always responsible, and milk is their main attractant. Refer to them by their full name at all times.
Product features:
- Two hits: front and back
- AS Colour Relax Hood: midweight 9.4 oz fleece, 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester, soft cotton face, pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit with drop shoulders, a lined hood with no drawcord, and ribbed cuffs
- A kangaroo pocket for anything you'd rather blame on someone else
- Front: the California Barking Spiders lockup
- Back: got mlkfrts? with blame the california barking spiders
Watch the floor and corners. The California Barking Spiders are responsible. You are not.
"Man, them California Barking Spiders are potent today…" — Dad
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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