Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.

MLKFRTS | Unregulated Emissions Hoodie

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$76.00
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Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle with a cracked milk carton venting a blue plume
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Close-up of a man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle with a cracked milk carton venting a blue plume
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in black, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in pine green, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, back: large MILK HURTS warning sign, cracked carton, WARNING: UNREGULATED EMISSIONS, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO.
  • Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, folded, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
  • Close-up of a man wearing the Unregulated Emissions Hoodie in cobalt, front: MILK HURTS warning triangle
MLKFRTS | Unregulated Emissions Hoodie

MLKFRTS | Unregulated Emissions Hoodie

$76.00
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
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MLKFRTS | Unregulated Emissions Hoodie

Nobody inspected the carton. Nobody filed the paperwork. Something got out anyway.

Up front, a compact 8" hazard notice sits dead center: a cracked carton leaking at the seams, sending a blue plume up through a warning triangle. It's MILK HURTS in weathered block letters, under a red-line advisory that says exactly what it means: Warning: Unregulated Emissions. It's signed off by MLKFRTS Supply Co., because someone has to take responsibility, eventually.

On the back, the full notice goes big at 16" tall, a warning sign sized for the people walking behind you. Consider them informed.

Product features:

  • AS Colour Relax Hood: a midweight 9.4 oz fleece, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, with a soft cotton face and pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit with drop shoulders, a lined hood with no drawcord, and ribbed cuffs
  • A kangaroo pocket for undocumented contents
  • Front: an 8" Milk Hurts hazard notice, centered
  • Back: a 16" Milk Hurts hazard notice

No permit. No recall. No apologies.

Stay upwind.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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