Stampede Hoodie in black, front: lead gas-mask cow with ranks of masked Holsteins, THE HERD above, Is Mightier Than the Flock below

THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie

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$76.00
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Stampede Hoodie in black, front: lead gas-mask cow with ranks of masked Holsteins, THE HERD above, Is Mightier Than the Flock below
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, front: lead gas-mask cow with ranks of masked Holsteins, THE HERD above, Is Mightier Than the Flock below
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in black, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
  • Stampede Hoodie in pine green, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in pine green, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in pine green, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
  • Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, front: lead gas-mask cow with ranks of masked Holsteins, THE HERD above, Is Mightier Than the Flock below
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in black, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in black, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
  • Stampede Hoodie in pine green, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in pine green, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in pine green, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
  • Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, back: large Herd gas-mask cow badge
  • Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, folded, front: masked Holstein stampede under THE HERD
  • Man wearing the Stampede Hoodie in cobalt, front: gas-mask cow stampede, THE HERD
THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie

THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie

$76.00
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
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THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie

One cow in a mask is a suspect. A whole field of them is a movement.

Up front, the Herd moves as one. A lead cow stares straight through you, rebreather on, and rank after rank of masked Holsteins file in behind it, fading toward the horizon. They're not scattering or asking permission. THE HERD rides across the top, and the bottom states the obvious: Is Mightier Than the Flock.

On the back, the full Herd badge stands about 14" tall: the gas-mask cow and the motion carried. It's the same badge as the rest of the Herd issue, built big enough to read from the far end of the pasture.

Product Features:

  • AS Colour Relax Hood: midweight 9.4 oz fleece, 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester, soft cotton face, pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit with drop shoulders, a lined hood with no drawcord, and ribbed cuffs
  • A kangaroo pocket for whatever you're smuggling past the cameras
  • Front: the Herd stampede art
  • Back: a 14" Herd badge

The Herd doesn't stampede blindly. It stampedes on purpose.

The Herd is Mightier than the Flock. Stay Upwind.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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