The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.

THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Tee

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The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in white, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in white, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in white on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in white, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in white, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in white on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in natural on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, back: The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey, front: surveillance poles over Holstein hills, THE HERD.
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in heather grey on a hanger, front: etched surveillance hills with a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.
THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Tee

THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Tee

$36.00
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  • Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
  • 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
  • Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
  • Size guide →

The Hills Have Cams Tee

They put cameras on every hill. Solar-powered, always watching, all the way to the city. They counted the cars. They counted the birds. They never thought to count the cows.

The front is an etched-style field report: rolling Holstein hills, a line of watch poles to the skyline, one cow standing her ground, and a gas mask left in the tall grass. Nobody's saying who left it. The hills have cams, but the cows have THE HERD.

On the back, an 8" badge sits high across the shoulders: a gas-mask cow under the line "The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock." It's for people who get it, and it'll puzzle anyone who doesn't.

The Shirt

  • Etched-style landscape on the front, the 8" Herd badge at the top of the back
  • AS Colour Staple Tee: midweight 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk, with a soft hand feel (heather colors are an 85% cotton / 15% viscose blend)
  • Regular fit with sizing that runs true to size
  • Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
  • Ribbed seamless collar with neck and shoulder tape for lasting shape and comfort
  • Official issue of the Department of Mild Concerns, in quiet circulation

The Herd is Mightier than the Flock. Stay upwind.

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry

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