MLKFRTS | Lil' Stinker Long Sleeve Tee
MLKFRTS
Lil' Stinker Long Sleeve Tee
Exhibit DA-3238 · On file
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
Too innocent to condemn. Now with sleeves.
Look at him. Diaper on, chin up, not one ounce of remorse. The cloud drifting behind him is evidence, and that smug little face says he'd do it again. A full-front portrait of the Dairy Air's most wanted suspect, with a small MLKFRTS Supply Co. mark tucked under the cloud where it belongs. On the upper back is the Flatus Eruptus seal, the official badge of the gas-mask pasture, so the case is documented coming and going.
Same suspect as the Lil' Stinker Tee, dressed for colder weather. Still not sorry.
The Shirt
- Front: the Lil' Stinker portrait, centered on the chest
- Back: the Flatus Eruptus seal, upper back
- Heavyweight 200 g/m² (5.9 oz) cotton: solid colors are 100% cotton; heather and Ash colors are 85% cotton / 15% viscose
- Relaxed fit with a crew neck
- Ribbed knit collar with neck and shoulder twill tape to hold its shape
- Side seams with split side hems
- Black or White, S to 3XL (not every size is offered in every color)
Blame the bottle, not the baby.
Stay upwind.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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