MLKFRTS | Stay Upwind Tee
MLKFRTS | Stay Upwind Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
MLKFRTS | Stay Upwind Tee
Some loads are carried higher than others.
This one arrives on stilts. An elephant on impossibly long legs, tail first, balancing a single carton of MLKFRTS 2% on its back. The carton says “Do Not Shake.” The elephant has clearly read it. Nobody asked where it’s headed. Everyone agreed it was better not to be behind it.
The full scene covers the back, rendered in tired grey and dead serious. Underneath, a small, quiet company line and one large, blue, handwritten piece of advice: Stay Upwind. It’s not a slogan. It’s a safety notice in nicer handwriting. Up front, a smaller elephant keeps watch from the left chest and says nothing. It doesn’t have to.
Wear it to a gallery opening. Wear it to the zoo. Wear it anywhere a stranger might walk behind you, read it, and quietly change lanes.
The Shirt
- Front: small elephant art, left chest, ~4.5"
- Back: Stay Upwind elephant art with the MLKFRTS Supply Co. lockup
- AS Colour Staple Tee: midweight 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk, with a soft hand feel (heather colors are an 85% cotton / 15% viscose blend)
- Regular fit with sizing that runs true to size
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
- Ribbed seamless collar with neck and shoulder tape for lasting shape and comfort
Peculiar goods for the lactose-challenged. The elephant is not responsible for what follows.
Stay upwind.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
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