MLKFRTS | Volatile Lactose Long Sleeve Tee

MLKFRTS | Volatile Lactose Long Sleeve Tee

Contents under pressure. Handle with fear.

Every county keeps one somewhere. Peculiar Pastures keeps it in a locked cabinet at the Department of Mild Concerns, behind a sign nobody reads twice. It looks like a grenade. It sloshes like milk. The label is honest about the rest.

Up front, a vintage-style grenade in weathered sepia and cream, its label reading VOLATILE LACTOSE, HANDLE WITH FEAR, with MLKFRTS stamped into the base like a serial number. On the back, the Field Issue stamp sits high between the shoulders: FIELD ISSUE, MLKFRTS Supply Co., Peculiar Pastures County, with a blue star on each side. Standard issue for anyone cleared to handle dairy.

The Shirt

• Front: Volatile Lactose grenade, centered on the chest
• Back: Field Issue stamp on the upper back
• AS Colour Base Longsleeve Tee: heavyweight 5.9 oz (200 g/m²) 100% carded cotton, pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit with a longer body, cuffed sleeves and a slight drop at the back
• Side seams with split side hems for structure and easy movement
• Ribbed crew neck with shoulder-to-shoulder tape to help it hold its shape

For anyone who knows exactly what's in the glass and drinks it anyway.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Stay upwind.