THE HERD | Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee
THE HERD | Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
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Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee
Four cows walk the fence line. Three of them look like every other cow in the county. One came prepared.
The front is a stamped-ink lineup: a row of Holstein silhouettes in rough, weathered black, and one of them is wearing a full gas mask, looking right at you. Below it, THE HERD in distressed stencil type and the motto the whole operation runs on: We Watch Back.
On the back, the 10" Herd badge sits high across the shoulders: a gas-mask cow under the line "The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock." Same badge as the rest of the Herd issue, now with sleeves.
- Stamped Herd lineup on the front, the 10" Herd badge at the top of the back
- Heavyweight AS Colour Base Longsleeve Tee, 100% cotton with a soft hand, relaxed fit, cuffed sleeves and split side hems
- Official issue of the Department of Mild Concerns, in quiet circulation
The Herd is Mightier than the Flock. Stay upwind.
Product features
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather and Ash colors are 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²) carded cotton fabric
- Relaxed fit with a classic crew neck
- Ribbed knit collar helps retain its shape
- Neck and shoulder tape, side seams, and split side detail provide structure and durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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