County of Peculiar Pastures · ResidentsForm H-10 · Dept. of Mild Concerns

Exhibit Group TH · Residents

The Herd

We Watch Back.

Goods for the Herd. Issued to the ones who were counted in the pasture and kept grazing anyway. Lactose does not negotiate. Neither does the Herd.

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  • Stampede Hoodie in black, front: lead gas-mask cow with ranks of masked Holsteins, THE HERD above, Is Mightier Than the Flock below

    THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie

    THE HERD | Stampede Hoodie
    $76.00
  • Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee in white, front: four stamped cow silhouettes, the front cow in a gas mask, THE HERD, We Watch Back

    THE HERD | Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee

    THE HERD | Watch Back Long Sleeve Tee
    $46.00
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in white, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.

    THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Tee

    THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Tee
    $36.00
  • The Hills Have Cams Tee in black, front: etched surveillance poles over Holstein hills with a lone cow and a gas mask in the grass, THE HERD.

    THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Dystopia Tee

    THE HERD | The Hills Have Cams Dystopia Tee
    $36.00

Stay Upwind.

Counted once. Never dispersed.

The cows remain under observation.

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