MLKFRTS | Calf of Concern Tee
MLKFRTS
Calf of Concern Tee
Exhibit PP-76966 · On file
- Ships in 1–3 business days. Arrives 4–10 business days after that. US only.
- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
- Size guide →
Every calf of concern has a father of record.
Notice No. PPC-118 concerns a young spotted calf, standing upright in a full gas mask and holding a milk bottle with both hooves. A small cloud was observed drifting from the rear. The MLKFRTS Supply Co. wordmark sits beside the subject for identification. The subject is large, centered on the front, and has not named a suspect.
High on the upper back, just below the collar, sits the Field Issue patch: FIELD ISSUE between two blue stars, then MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. and PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY. Same issue stamp as the rest of the County's gas-mask cow gear, small enough to look official.
Filed with the family case. The same calf is on the Jr. MLKFRTS Calf of Concern Infant Bodysuit, the Jr. MLKFRTS Calf of Concern Toddler Tee and the Calf of Concern Women's Tee, so the whole household can share one file and nobody has to take the blame alone.
The Shirt
- Two hits: front and upper back
- Front: the Calf of Concern, large and centered
- Back: the Field Issue patch, just below the collar
- AS Colour 5001 Staple Tee: mid weight 5.3 oz, 28-singles, 100% combed cotton (Athletic Heather includes 15% viscose)
- Regular fit with a crew neck, unisex sizing
- Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- Sizes S to 3XL (not every size is offered in every color)
Father of record: on file. Calf: under supervision. Cloud: nobody's admitting anything.
Stay upwind.
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Line dry in the shade
- Do not iron over the graphic
- Do not dry clean
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