California Barking Spiders Tee

MLKFRTS | California Barking Spiders Tee

Extremely rare. Frequently heard. Always responsible.

Anyone who grew up in Southern California already knows. Something barks at the dinner table, nobody owns up, and the blame goes where it always has: the California Barking Spiders. Peculiar Pastures County has now made it official. They're a rare species, milk draws them in above all else, and under County guidelines they're responsible. You are not.

Up front is the full lockup. MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. sits over heavy CBS lettering cut with blue accents. Next to it, a blue spider in a gas mask holds its ground inside a circle of sunset and palm trees, with a white cloud rising from its rear. Underneath, in plain lowercase, it says california barking spiders. It's the clearest look at one anybody has ever gotten.

On the back is the question that started it: got mlkfrts? in bold script. A small line underneath settles the matter: blame the california barking spiders.

The Shirt

• Two hits: front and back
• Front: the California Barking Spiders lockup, centered on the chest
• Back: got mlkfrts? across the upper back
• AS Colour Staple Tee: midweight 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk, with a soft hand feel (heather colors are an 85% cotton / 15% viscose blend)
• Regular fit with sizing that runs true to size
• Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
• Ribbed seamless collar with neck and shoulder tape for lasting shape and comfort

Limit dairy. Keep your eyes on the floor and corners. Always use the full name.

"Man, them California Barking Spiders are potent today…" — Dad

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry