MLKFRTS | got mlkfrts? Flatus Eruptus Tee
MLKFRTS
got mlkfrts? Flatus Eruptus Tee
Exhibit DA-26278 · On file
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- 30-day returns on unworn items with tags.
- Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
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MLKFRTS | got mlkfrts? Flatus Eruptus Tee
A simple question. The answer is usually audible.
Some questions don't need to be asked out loud. This one goes across the chest in loose, easy script: got mlkfrts? Most rooms answer it for you within the hour.
Turn around and the paperwork is already filed. High on the upper back sits the Flatus Eruptus seal, an oval badge with PECULIAR PASTURES across the top, MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. in heavy block letters, and a Holstein in a gas mask standing over rolling blue hills. FLATUS ERUPTUS runs along the bottom with a single star. It's the County's official classification for what happens after the second glass, and it has been stamped, approved and filed in triplicate.
The Shirt
- Front: got mlkfrts? script wordmark across the chest (white on Black, Red and Carolina Blue; black on White, Natural and Athletic Heather)
- Back: the Flatus Eruptus seal on the upper back
- AS Colour Staple Tee: midweight 5.3 oz, 100% combed cotton, pre-shrunk, with a soft hand feel (heather colors are an 85% cotton / 15% viscose blend)
- Regular fit with sizing that runs true to size
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
- Ribbed seamless collar with neck and shoulder tape for lasting shape and comfort
The question is rhetorical. The seal is not.
Stay upwind.
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
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