JR MLKFRTS Society Toddler Tee — Certified Naturally Occurring Emissions
JR MLKFRTS Society Toddler Tee — Certified Naturally Occurring Emissions
Toddler Tee — Certified Naturally Occurring Emissions
They didn’t ask for the dairy. They were simply issued the cup and told to drink it like good little citizens.
This is the official toddler uniform for the next generation of lactose-challenged operatives. Soft enough for playground negotiations. Durable enough for the inevitable mid-storytime tactical situation. And bold enough to announce the problem before the adults have to pretend they don’t notice.
Front and center: the United States Dairy Authority seal of mild chaos. The jug is smiling. The jug is giving the OK. The jug is emitting. Just like the rest of us.
No “future leader” energy. No soft pastel optimism. Just early-onset betrayal, certified peculiar, and one less thing the parents have to explain at daycare.
Wear it proudly. Blame whoever handed over the carton.
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 12.00 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |