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Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, front: PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY MOST WANTED lineup of three gas-masked young cows on a height chart

THE HERD | Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee

Athletic Heather / S
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Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, front: PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY MOST WANTED lineup of three gas-masked young cows on a height chart
  • Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, front: PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY MOST WANTED lineup of three gas-masked young cows on a height chart
  • Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Sand, back: small Herd seal on the upper back, The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Sand, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
  • Woman wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Sand, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
  • Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in White, back: small Herd seal on the upper back, The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in White, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
  • Woman wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in White, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
  • Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, back: small Herd seal on the upper back, The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock gas-mask cow badge
  • Man wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
  • Woman wearing the Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee in Athletic Heather, Most Wanted cow lineup on the front
THE HERD | Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee

THE HERD

Peculiar Three Lineup Long Sleeve Tee

Exhibit TH-39270 · On file

$46
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  • Field-issued. Shipped with caution. This is not a threat.
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Three subjects. Approx. 2 ft. Nobody is talking.

File 112-A/W-02 concerns a group of juveniles known to the County as the Peculiar Three. Names are withheld per County minor-bovine policy. Since the start of the quarter, residents have reported a low, faintly green haze drifting across the south pastures after dusk, at roughly walking speed. Each report places three small subjects nearby, in gas masks, standing very still and denying everything. Charges: Unpermitted Emissions After Curfew and Loitering in Gas Masks. Affiliation: the Herd, junior auxiliary, suspected. Last seen behind the Feed Store, after dark.

Up front is the bulletin itself: PECULIAR PASTURES COUNTY MOST WANTED over a lineup height chart in feet, a Department of Mild Concerns notes card reading Bovine, Flatus, 2%, and three gas-masked young cows standing a little over two feet tall. Across the bottom: IF YOU SEE THE PECULIAR THREE, DO NOT APPROACH. On the upper back sits a small Herd seal: a gas-masked cow in a round badge reading THE HERD, IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FLOCK.

It's a County document. The Herd wears it anyway, with its own seal on the back. The full file is posted on Advisory No. 112-A, next to the 2% Wanted Poster Tee.

The Shirt

  • Front: the Peculiar Three Most Wanted lineup, centered on the chest
  • Back: the small Herd seal (The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock), upper back
  • American Apparel 1304 Long Sleeve Tee: medium weight 6.0 oz, 100% cotton (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
  • Classic fit with a crew neck, unisex sizing
  • 1x1 ribbed collar and cuffs, double-needle bottom hem
  • Twill neck and shoulder tape and a tear-away label for comfort
  • Athletic Heather, Sand or White, S to 2XL

Subjects travel as a group of three. Do not approach. Do not inhale.

Stay upwind.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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