Dairy Defiance Hoodie

Dairy Defiance, in fleece. Still not open for comment.

Some defiance is loud. The Herd prefers the kind that stands in the field after curfew, warm, unbothered and not going anywhere. The County calls that loitering. The Herd calls it a hoodie.

Up front, a gas-masked cow stares straight out from between a pair of long curved horns, goggles on, twin filters set. DAIRY DEFIANCE runs across a black stencil bar edged in blue, and MLKFRTS SUPPLY CO. signs off underneath. On the back, just under the hood, sits the Herd seal: the gas-mask cow in a round badge, THE HERD across the top and IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FLOCK across the bottom. Pull the hood up and the seal keeps its own counsel.

Word travels through The Udder Ground, the part of the Herd that never shows up on a County map. There are no meetings, no dues and no membership cards. There is this, and the people who recognize it. The County has its own name for the habit in Advisory No. 112-A, where Donut "Two Percent" Udderson is still at large on the 2% Wanted Poster Tee. The rest of the Herd is on the Herd page.

The Hoodie

• Front: the Dairy Defiance mark (gas-mask cow, horns, MLKFRTS Supply Co. line), centered on the chest
• Back: the Herd seal (The Herd Is Mightier Than the Flock), upper back below the hood
• AS Colour Relax Hood: midweight 9.4 oz (320 g/m²) fleece, 80% cotton / 20% polyester, soft cotton face, pre-shrunk
• Relaxed fit with drop shoulders, a self-lined hood with no drawcord, and ribbed cuffs
• A kangaroo pocket for whatever you're carrying past the cameras
• Black, Athletic Heather, Pine Green or Cobalt, S to 3XL

The Herd doesn't ask permission. It doesn't fill out the form either.

Stay upwind.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean