MLKFRTS "Certifiable" Vintage Milk Jug Raglan 3/4 Sleeve Tee

3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

The officially unofficial seal of the United States Dairy Authority returns — now on the classic 3/4‑sleeve raglan built for maximum comfort and maximum confusion. Featuring the smiling milk bottle proudly releasing its “naturally occurring pasteurized emissions,” this version brings the same deadpan‑bureaucratic humor with a vintage athletic vibe.

Why This Raglan Hits Different

• Bella + Canvas 3501 — premium baseball‑tee feel with a modern fit

• Soft Airlume combed & ring‑spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and smooth

• 3/4 contrast sleeves — timeless athletic silhouette

• Retail fit — clean, flattering, not oversized

• Crisp DTG print — bold lines, sharp text, and a mascot with questionable dairy integrity

• Side‑seamed construction — keeps its shape wash after wash

The Vibe

It’s the perfect blend of official government parody and retro ballpark energy. Looks like a uniform for a dairy‑inspection softball league that absolutely shouldn’t exist — which is exactly why it works. Ideal for fans of satire, lactose‑tolerant athletes, and anyone who enjoys humor delivered with a straight face.

Fit Notes

Runs slightly small with a modern fit. For a looser, more relaxed drape, size up.

Product features
- Tri-blend/lightweight fabric (approx. 3.6 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Raglan 3/4 sleeves with contrast collar for classic baseball styling
- Durable side seams and ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Modern fit with tear-away label; runs slightly small—consider sizing up
- High-quality polyester/cotton blends for strength, softness, and color durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean